貓咪有毒_的瞬间

2021-02-05 11:31:13 晴

今天是個運動的好天氣.... 看我為大家表演一招[小害羞][小害羞] 很好，你娘學不來[捂脸哭][捂脸哭]#喵星人 #萌宠萌萌哒 #我家猫主子 >>阅读更多

2021-02-01 20:33:37 晴

【朋友家的貓系列】朋友說，新認養了一隻可愛的小白貓[哇][哇] 可愛到我都想誘拐回來了[心心眼][心心眼] 但可能是太想念媽媽了[快哭了] 所以會對家中其他的大貓出現採奶的行為[小害羞][不敢看] 而家中其他的大貓個性也很好，很照顧小貓[摸摸][摸摸] 我說，那很好啊！大貓願意接受小貓[阴险] 朋友說，大貓不排斥小貓是很好，只是...... 「兩隻虎斑是公的呀！！！！[捂脸哭][捂脸哭]」所以....小奶貓是在吸公貓？？[震惊][震惊] 我則憋著笑回他『那....至少沒有吸錯地方[你猜][哇唔]』((重點放錯[假笑][假笑]))#喵星人 #小奶猫 #系列 #萌宠萌萌哒 >>阅读更多

用户：貓咪有毒

2021-01-29 08:53:12 晴

天氣變冷，家中就容易有不速之客[衰][衰] 前天，天氣較涼鄰近中午，手中抱著4~5個寶特瓶，想說拿去陽臺回收扔了一個進袋子，眼睛突然瞄到袋子旁有個物體！一開始，還以為我媽怎麼把『菜瓜布』曬在這[疑惑][疑惑] 結果突然發現這『菜瓜布』怎麼有尾巴[抠鼻][满脸问号] 再仔細一看..... 嚇的我尖叫關紗門[害怕][害怕] 原來....那是一隻老鼠.....在我媽曬的抹布上取暖[衰] 等回過神，蹲下身隔著紗門檢查牠離開沒？結果這隻小傢伙一動不動的待在抹布上我慢慢的打開門，拿寶特瓶敲打牆壁跟牠的尾巴試圖嚇跑牠我發誓...... 這傢伙轉過頭給我一個白眼，然後又把頭轉回去....不動！好傢伙....我這是被一隻老鼠鄙視了[抠鼻][满脸问号] 氣的我回房抱了我家虎斑打算嚇死牠[坏笑][坏笑] 結果誰知道牠連貓都不怕，對我家貓的叫聲一點反應都沒有[凄凉][凄凉] 當下，我都懷疑牠不是在取暖而是吃到老鼠藥快葛屁了，所以不動[疑惑] 我趕緊回房打給我媽我媽怕老鼠，我也怕長尾巴的老鼠.... 如果真死在那....怎辦[满脸问号] ((待續))#一脸懵逼 #每日一笑 >>阅读更多

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